Humorous+Poems

Caroline C.
Structured SCIENCE

**S** pelt oddly **C** an fill your mind with facts **I** nteresting topics **E** nergetic with energy **N** ew and old things **C** hemicals can burn **E** vaporation can happen slowly = Spencer H. = Fire When your working with fire be aware because it can easily spread to your hair then if id does you might want to swear but if you do you'll have to sit in the chair where the naughty kids go when they swear ==

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I get mad because I have to mop.
Makayla M. Rhyme/Rhythm Mass Mass

Mass Mass sounds like gas. Mass Mass is also in the grass. Mass Mass we learned in class. Mass Mass is no fun but can be Done! By figering out how much is compect into one.

Mark DiRocco Humorous poem Moose

Moose eat grass Moose walk in mud Moose are like portable boulders Walking down the street They only uncover themselves at duskt They have antlers like swords Ready to attack There legs are like metal rods If you attack a moose They would attack back And you would lose <span style="color: #836c23; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">If you runover a moose <span style="color: #836c23; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">your car would explode <span style="color: #836c23; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">like a bomb <span style="color: #836c23; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">But the moose would probaly live!!

<span style="color: #488323; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Tim O. <span style="color: #488323; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Venus was marrying Saturn, <span style="color: #488323; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">They were deeply in love, <span style="color: #488323; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">When Saturn said "here's the thing, <span style="color: #488323; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">I already have a ring."

<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Tess O. Rhyme <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">The sun is bright <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Don't turn off the light <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Radiation comes to me <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">And it's warm as can be <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Some one turn off the light <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">I just might <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Cry and yell <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Because i just fell

James A. Humorous/rhyme: The Cactus Oh, cactus, why do you pester me so?

I wander, I ponder, I search for just a little bit of water. But all I see is thee! You give birds a place to lee! Why can't you help ME?

Cactus, my life is in your spines, Which, by the way, are stuck in my behind! You house moisture that I can use to live, It's so clean I don't need a sieve! Don't you have any left to give?

Oh, well, I'll get it myself, Ow! That hurts! It's bad for my health! They're only a width of a hair, Yet they give me a great scare! Oh, look, an oasis, I'll just go there!

Oh, cactus, why do you pester me so?


 * <span style="color: #ff0071; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Katie M: humorous/rhyme: **
 * <span style="color: #ff0071; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">Birds & Kids **
 * <span style="color: #ff0071; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">tweet tweet tweet says the birdies **
 * <span style="color: #ff0071; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">sweet sweet sweets says the children **
 * <span style="color: #ff0071; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">the birdies say "I want wormies!" **
 * <span style="color: #ff0071; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">the children say " I want candies!" **
 * <span style="color: #ff0071; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">They all say............. **
 * <span style="color: #ff0071; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;">YUMMY YUMMY **

Michael C: humorous/rhyme:

The heated molecules move very fast The cold molecules always come in last The gas molecules go outside While the solid molecules get trapped inside The liquid molecule is pretty fast But not as fast as gas The solid is pretty cool But it can't take a dip in the pool It has to stay in its object While gas and liquid get to leave the object And solid has to play inside When gas and liguid have fun outside

Julia B Humorous/Rhyme Matches

Matches, matches Are no fun Unless you are the safety one

Grace G. Humor/Rhyme Gravity

Keeps you on the ground. In every town. Except in space, you can't have a race. So I stay here, because I can't steer a rocket ship while eating a chip. So I stay down on the ground. And have fun in the sun.

Abby C humorous/rhyme Dry Ice

Sublimation is its way, to disappear on a sunny day. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, this is how they speak. When you put them down, they slide around. It is white, it can cause cause frost bite. Dry Ice, Dry Ice

Imani L. humorous/rhyme Matter

Matter is every where. Matter is in your hair. Matter, matter is no fun unless you share with everyone. Matter, matter takes up space. Matter, matter is on your face.

Angela C. humorous heat..... hot, hottest keeps everyone from turning into a popsicle makes you sweat you look like you just took a shower heat

Sarah D.

Density

Density is everywhere

Its even in a bear

Density is in your money

Even when you buy something for your honey

Its in your hair

Its in your buger thats medium rare

Its in your lips

Its in your finger tips

Its in the air

Sally says she does not care

Because she knows its everywhere

Its in your heart

Its in your pop-tart

Its been in everything from the start

Elena S. __ Matches __ Matches Red,Stiff Scratching,Hurting,Lighting Stick,Fire,Scrape,Box Burning,Stricking,Flaming Hard,Smelly Fire

Bi rds

birds are so cool, and that is very true, some migrate, others just stay and irritate,

some birds travel to different states, traveling along way just so they can mate!

others dedicate there time, just trying to make themselves shine!

__Connor L.__ __Free verse poem__ __humorous__ __Matches__ Matches are so fun Fire comes from everyone All in your hair All in the air Matches are so fun

Trevor Moran

Humorous

Atmosphere

Atmosphere is here so we don't dissapear

Elizabeth D. Free Verse __ Fire and water __ Once apon a time fire met water, and there love was so strong it wouldnt falter, But everytime they tried to hold hands water would evaporate and fire would go out. But it didnt matter to them, they didnt mind, they bought a house, Oh they were a great husband and spouse,

Lizzie Schwartz rhyme/ rhythm Science Materials

Florence and Erlemyer are both flasks be careful you don't crash the one's made out of glass!

Most beakers are helpful to do mixing and even holding things too!

Eye droppers drop as said by their name but if you didn't know that you'rre not tto blame!

Bridget R Rhyme,Rhythem Density, desity it is every whare when you turn the corner it is there It's a mass of a ball It's every whare you look its even some times in what you cook